Holy shit. We just got approved for a property. I still can’t believe it. After so many  inspections, and filling out countless forms, compiling documents upon documents, and handing in seemingly hopeless applications, we finally fucking got there.
And it is already totally worth it.

j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

ohyousillypotato:

all i’m saying is that if there ever is a hostile alien invasion, i will be extremely disappointed if we don’t solve it space jam style

snoipahkat:

snoipahkat:

im laughing what how are there more blogs than posts

that means that there are at least 52 million blogs without a single post

…update: my sources are informing me that million and billion are not the same thing